Estoy gorda y también follo. Y me enamoro.

newartemis:

Estoy gorda. Es un hecho. Mido 1.70 y peso 85 kilos. Es un hecho objetivo y probable: mi índice de masa corporal es superior a la media. Estoy gorda. Y follo. Follo mucho.

Las buEn estas dos semanas me he follado a cuatro tíos distintos y tengo planes de añadir 3 más a lista esta semana que entra. No,…

Se que no estoy gorda, pero lo que dice ella aplica a cualquier trauma de confianza personal. Una buena dosis de confianza para empezar la mañana :)

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This post is not very romantic, but it’s not supposed to be neither. So whatever

This is probably the last month of my boyfriend and I together. He is moving to Denmark in August and I’m moving to NY. I do not believe (anymore) in long distance relationship, so this is really coming to an end.

So I created the ultimate challenge: Everyday sex for 31 days (AKA July)I know what you are thinking, it is not an “ultimate challenge” and it is not very romantic neither. Well I’ll tell you what it is: it’s fun, it’s feeling his skin touching mine in a way we probably won’t even remember in 2 years, it’s my first boyfriend kisses, it’s the fact that I slept with him last weekend and he woke me up saying how beautiful and perfect I am and that he loves me. 

He is the first broker and healer of my heart and even when he is not perfect (and this is a cliche but really he is not) there is something about him that nobody seems to notice and it just charms me. It’s his mere existence. 

I once read a quote that said something like “being in love (or whatever) is to hear a melody nobody is able to hear (or whatever)” and that my friends, it’s true. Our last ultimate challenge its about sex, lust, and screaming like two motherfuckers. And that last one, it’s a melody I won’t ever forget. 

This post is not very romantic, but it’s not supposed to be neither. So whatever

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

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drzorlak:

Tu puta madre…

drzorlak:

Tu puta madre…

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"For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them."
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ashleyriordan:

David Foster Wallace

This passage by David Foster Wallace describes half my friends.

Life lessons

drzorlak:

ashleyriordan:

David Foster Wallace

This passage by David Foster Wallace describes half my friends.

Life lessons

drzorlak:

The power that be.

drzorlak:

The power that be.

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